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Who are you seeing the show with?

In order for your party to be seated together,
need to make a single purchase.

  • Are you seeing LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONS with a small group of family or friends?

    Purchase Single Tickets from the official source,

  • Are you bringing a larger group (10 or more people) to LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONS?

    Purchase Group Tickets from the official source at

When do you want
to go?

performs 6-7
times a week, beginning October 19.

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Where do you want
to sit?

About each seating section:

  • Premium Seats

    $199 - $249

    Get really up close to John and feel like a VIP by selecting “I Want Premium Seating” checkbox at

  • Orchestra


    Located on the main floor, these seats offer a more intimate experience.

  • Mid Mezzanine


    Located on the second level of the theatre, these seats have the best view of the whole stage.

  • Mezzanine Balance

    $55 - $99

    Located behind the Mid Mezzanine, these seats have a great view at a more affordable price.

Rush Tickets

Today Tix

A limited number of $29 tickets will be available on TodayTix at 10:00am on the day of each performance on a first come, first served basis.

Want access to these rush tickets?

  1. 1. Download the TodayTix app for iOS or Android.
  2. 2. Open the LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONS show page.
  3. 3. Unlock rush tickets by sharing on social media.

More Helpful Hints

  • Best Availability: Try Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday performances.
  • Plan Ahead: Booking in advance offers the best seats and prices.
  • Don't Get Scammed: Avoid overpaying or getting counterfeit tickets by only buying from the official source,
  • Audience: Recommended for ages 13+ Children under age of 7 are not permitted in the theatre.
  • Ticket Promos: If you have a promotional code, enter it at to redeem the ticket offer.